We All Need A Good Laugh.

Apples and laughter...

" Whatever you may look like, marry a man of your own age -
as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. "
Phyllis Diller ( 1917-2012 )

" I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford.
Then I want to move in with them. "
Phyllis Diller ( 1917-2012 )

" Once during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. "
W.C. Fields ( 1880-1946 )

" Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot,
and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin ( 1937-2008 )

" I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over,
he would have put diamonds on the floor. "
Joan Rivers ( 1933-2014 )

" My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses.
She still drinks out of the bottle. "
Henny Youngman ( 1906-1998 )

" As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices:
Take it or leave it. "
Buddy Hackett ( 1924-2003 )

" The most wasted day of all is one without laughter. "
e.e.cummings ( 1894-1962 )

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