Monday Humour.

A day in need of laughter.

" Women and cats will do as they please,
and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. "
Robert A. Heinlein

" At every party there are two kinds of people-
those who want to go home and those who don't.
The trouble it, they are usually married to each other. "
Ann Landers

" A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. "
Bob Hope

" As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. "
Buddy Hackett

" You're only as good as your last haircut. "
Fran Lebowitz

" My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce;
murder, yes, but divorce, never. "
Jack Benny

" Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. "
Mark Twain

" Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of a snakebite
and furthermore always carry a small snake. "
W.C.Fields

" You have enemies? Good.
That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. "
Winston Churchill

Biggi