Quotes that make me smile.
" Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. "
Abraham Lincoln
" A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it. "
Bob Hope
" The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe
is that it has never tried to contact us. "
Bill Waterson
" As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. "
Buddy Hackett
" This is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo. "
Bill Maher
" I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. "
Phyllis Diller
" Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. "
Dave Barry
" Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. "
Betty White
" He who laughs last didn't get the joke. "
Charles de Gaulle
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