Isn't it about time that we get a woman soccer commentator?

You know, to make the match more interesting...

Yes, I watched the Borussia Dortmund and Zenit St.Petersburg soccer match last night. It was rather fun and I enjoyed the bumble bee coloured team. Their coach is rather watchable and has a sort of Wow factor about him. Seriously.

You see, that is why we need a woman commentator. There were hundreds of interesting and dare I say exciting facts that the regular commentator didn't pick up on. Why would he, he is a man after all.

• First and foremost, a player named " Hulk " who, has the proportions of The Hulk? There should have been a little aside on whether he tries to live up to his name by working out more than the other team members.
• At one stage, the camera panned in on a player ( blue socks ) taking a kick of sorts. Goodness me, what a massive calf. It almost looked as if he had stuffed a sock in his sock!
• A woman commentator would have tried to distract us from the camera panning in on the eternal nose-clearing situations. " Quick, look away. " I mean, get a tissue...
• You know, in the past the trainers tended to look as if they had stopped eh, training themselves. Often a spare tire would hang over their belts, hair would be unkempt and their clothes would comprise an old tracksuit. Well....how things have changed.
• Most teams have amazing coaches. Take Bayern Munich... Good golly gosh, but he is a sight for sore eyes. Of course closely followed by the trainer from Borussia Dortmund. Doesn't he just ooze that " Je ne sais quoi " factor? Oh yes, there would be so much to commentate on. Oh dear, I almost forgot to mention the German National Team Coach...he could be a fashion model!
• How about a little extra information about players: Are they married, engaged or single. Those are the stats that some of us would like to hear.
• Who is their Figaro / Stylist / Barber ? Maybe we would like to send our man to the same place...

Yes, soccer matches are fun to watch but they would be even more fun, enticing and interesting with a woman commentator. Well, who knows...

Biggi