A Bit Of A Monday Giggle.

What's life without a bit of laughter?

" Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. "
Betty White

" If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. "
Dalai Lama

" Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. "
Francois de la Rouchefoucauld

" Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. "
Groucho Marx

" Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. "
Helen Rowland

" My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes but divorce, never."
Jack Benny

" Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. "
Oscar Wilde

" The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one. "
Sid Caesar

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