A Bit Of Humour To Start The Week Off.

For a bit of a laugh...

" If you think that women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. "
Stuart Turner

" I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. "
Gary Delaney

" I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. "
Bob Hope

" Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. "
Ken Dodd

" I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. "
Steven Wright

" I hate housework. You make the beds, you do the dishes - and six months later you have to start all over again. "
Joan Rivers

" In those days the best painkiller was ice; it wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. "
George Burns

" Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness. "
Mark Twain

" The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in the dark. "
Anonymous

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