Friday, 28 September 2018

A Bit Of Humour.

Laughter is the best medicine.

" Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. "
Bill Murray
" I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. "
Fred Allen
" If you think nobody cares for you, try missing a few payments. "
Steven Wright
" The best way to teach your kids about taxes is to eat 30 % of their ice cream. "
Bill Murray
" There cannot be a crises next week. My schedule is already full. "
Henry Kissinger
" The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. "
Oscar Wilde
" If you had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses."
Henry Ford
" When your children are teenagers, it is important to have a dog so that somebody in the house is happy to see you. "
Norah Ephron
" My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. "
Rodney Dangerfield
" Marry a man your own age, as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. "
Phyllis Diller
" Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. "
George Carlin

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