A Bit Of Humour On A Slightly Dreary Friday.

Love and laughter make everything better.

" Women and cats will do as they please,
and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. "
Robert A. Heinlein

" Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch. "
Orson Welles

" I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. "
Charles Lamb

" I like men who have a future and women who have a past. "
Oscar Wilde

" A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory. "
Mark Twain

" The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. "
Lily Tomlin

" In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria. "
Benjamin Franklin

" If you cannot get rid of a family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. "
George Bernard Shaw

" As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight. "
P. G. Wodehouse

Biggi