Marriage and hopefully, laughter!
" The secret to a happy marriage remains a secret. "Henry Youngman
" When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him."Anonymous
" The woman cries before the wedding, the man after. "Polish Proverb
" A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. "Oliver Herford
" Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him."
" I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. " Groucho Marx
" By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. "Socrates
" The most important four words for a successful marriage: I'll do the dishes! "Anonymous