Monday, 19 December 2016

Ah, For A Bit Of Humour.

Marriage and hopefully, laughter!

" The secret to a happy marriage remains a secret. "
Henry Youngman
" When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him."
" The woman cries before the wedding, the man after. "
Polish Proverb
" A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. "
Oliver Herford
" Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him."
Groucho Marx
" I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. "
Groucho Marx
" By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. "
" The most important four words for a successful marriage: I'll do the dishes! "