Oh, How Fabulous It Is To Live In Burgenland.

A world without wine...how tragic.

" Doctors say that a glass of wine can extend your life. If that's the case, consider me immortal. "

" True wisdom is knowing when to give up and have glass of wine. "

" Did you know that wine doesn't make you fat?
It makes you lean...Against tables, chairs, walls and ugly people. "

" I can't wait for the day that I drink wine with my kids,
instead of because of them. "

" Wine! Because no great story started by someone eating a salad."

" Oh look, it's Wine O' Clock."

" Drink wine: it isn't good to keep things bottled up. "

" The answer may not lie at the bottom of a bottle of wine. But you should at least check. "

" Unlike milk, it's okay to cry over spilled wine. "

" Sometimes I take baths, because it's hard to drink wine in the shower. "

" Wine a bit, you'll feel better. "

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