Saturday, 17 March 2018

A Bit Of English Grammar Humour.

Punctuation, pronunciation and more...

  • The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
  • The farm was used to produce produce.
  • They were too close to the door to close it.
  • Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
  • To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
  • The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.
  • When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
  • The buck does funny things when does are present.
  • Irony is when someone writes; " Your an idiot."
  • People who do not use punctuation deserve a long sentence.
  • There are 923 words that break the i before e rule and only 44 that actually follow that rule.
  • What do you call a dinosaur with extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
  • " I'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don't know y..."
  • A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

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