Jeans That Make Most Of Us Look Like Sausages!

The irony is that most of us don't even look nice in them!

If you are one of those leggy supermodels, please stop reading right now. This is not your problem! But, for the rest of us ( and gosh there are loads of us ) this fashion of tight, skintight jeans is madness. We might as well walk around in our undergarments.

Be honest, have you also thought to yourself that some women should not have been wearing these jeans? We all complain about our cellulite & extra weight and try everything under the sun to get rid of it or hide it. Well, with these tight pants, the cat's out the bag. Don't think that the act of squashing yourself into these jeans makes the cellulite or extra weight disappear...on the contrary, it makes it more of a feature.

Those jeans are not even comfortable. Sitting down or bending down is not fun. Somewhere
( mostly on the waist ) it pinches and feels tight. Wearing short tops with these sausage pants / jeans is daring to say the least. What were the trend designers thinking ? A type of revenge or just wanting to prove that the herd follows the head sheep. Mission accomplished!

Voluptuousness should be celebrated. But alas, have you gone into a clothing shop lately to buy jeans? They all tend to resemble skin tight leggings. Leggings should be for lounging around at home and not even for going to gym.

No woman could have foisted this alarming fashion trend onto us. It must have been a man. The tables need to be turned. Let men start wearing tight, extremely tight jeans-leggings. See how they feel encased in tight pants. Oh, let's return to the middle ages and tights that displayed rather too much of a man's pride & joy!

There is a saying in America: " Don't wear white after Labor Day. " Let's add a new one:
" Don't wear skintight jeans after the age of 20! "

Biggi