Tuesday, 28 February 2017

A Bit Of Humour.

A bit of humour seems a good way to start a Tuesday and end a Month.

...A watched pot never boils...
...All my life I thought that air was free...until I bought a bag of chips...
...Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose a shoe at midnight, you are drunk...
...If you dig a hole for someone else, you'll fall into it...
...No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationary...
...If you jump off a bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine...
...Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end...
...One nice thing about egotists; They don' talk about other people...
...A shotgun wedding; A case of wife or death...
...Two silk worms had a race-they ended up in a tie...
...Corduroy pillows are making headlines...
...When Grammarians Grill: " Well done, well-done, or well, done?"...
...Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own lives. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it...

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